Went to City Mall

I call this, guilty blouse

How can I not buy this blouse after seeing it lying helplessly on a rack? How can I not buy it?

Some time ago, my Aladdin gave me this bracelet. He's having exam this month, he's totally neglecting me. How can I not buy that blouse for my own personal retail therapy?

This bracelet changes colour from purple to blue to crystal clear, seriously

p/s: my sister thinks the blouse is for old people. Am I old?